It just seemed so right...

The sky was purple, a mushroom cloud glimmered on the water and he caressed her gently with his thick mutant arms.

Maybe he tried his best but Jenny didn't have what it takes?

I mean there are no guarantees, right ladies? So what's the big woof? Now give me a little that sweet stuff baby doll, yeh!

He has every right to look worried

"the prettiest pigeon ever to parade into Paris... ." It's the alliteration that would make aeven a Frenchman blush.

My initial analysis: She is prone to dancing at inappropriate times. That's why love walked out. This is no time for the swim or the monkey or whatever she's doing!

This should be a happy joyful moment

Maybe victory leaves Atomic Man empty? Maybe he realizes that his attire makes him more ridiculous than the underworld figures forced to dance in his gamma rays? Such an enigma, this Atomic Man.

You generally want your pockets empty

When you're in that special state.

I bet with a little lovin', a little tenderness, she'd come around just fine.

Seems to me that this campaign violated some very basic rules. I wonder if the same agency tried to pitch whisky for unreformed drunkards or pie for the morbidly obese.

Subtle, but I think Batman is hinting at something that seems to be frightening that clean cut young man. Some form of intimidation.

Typical story. Green Arrow was so busy with his career he couldn't find time for his ward. He probably just needed someone to "hang out" and "rap" about life. Would that have been so hard?

Looks like the Catholic Church wasn't the only cherished institution to lose its way during the turbulent times of the '60s and '70s.

Plus, it cuts down on the noise.

It's just the way world works

Women are expected to spend more time on their appearance.

Who among us hasn't used this line?

With parts of us appearing not unlike Zorg himself.

Well give her a minute to pull up her blouse!

I want to see the farmerette photos most of all. Worth an extra dollar. And, in the bottom ad, what could be more zen? And could they make their illustration any creepier or less attractive.

A classic of this genre, no? On a scholarly note, the topic of super hero sexuality is, of course, nothing new. For one example, check out this wikipedia article to read actual denials from real-live comic book artists.

They work hard, they play hard.

Then they got a U-Haul

Some might interpret this to symbolize...

What happened to the implied comic book sex?

If you're a long-time fan, you may be wondering what happened to the awkward sexual references? These ads and albums are funny, but you want to see Batman talking about boners, right? Well worry not. We're working on it. As I write this, a team of researchers is exploring new avenues, mining new veins of sexy pre-irony comic book humor. Check back soon and I'm sure you'll once again feel shocked, dumbfounded and amused, all at the same time.

I bet their research was not peer reviewed.

Funny, but I get the urge to run the other way.

Well, the lady at the adoption agency promised us she'd be more "developed" if you know what I mean.

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Yes yes yes!

It's time to feel good again!

*@&%$! I knew it!

He should be getting released about now.

Now, that's happy.

I guess they were wrong.

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Unorthodox strategy, or Batman's revenge?

Aunt May's sudden realization

Well if you'd make Robin sleep in his own bed...

"Women are soft and gentle, but they hit things." First line. I didn't say it.

Next time she bothers you, give her the finger. That'll shut her up.

Everyone wondered how Jack managed to disparage the host's wife, hit on underage girls, and pee on himself at every party.

I, um ... I'm ... speechless

Look at that weak bitch! She can't climb up!

If you followed the advert's advice you wouldn't need the damn thing.

Because wearing a tie in bed while you brunch is power

Must be great for working out the tension between her, um, shoulder blades.

They were such a lovely couple, Ike and Tina

Alternate headline: Oh Ike, you happy minstrel!

Ask them if they have pizza sticks

For the next album Happy Louie's learning sitar.

Looks like Porter's a new man after a night in the rubber room

Your honor? We believe the boy has been coached.

Young and what?!

I'm like a one eyed cat peepin' in a seafood store.