Well, the lady at the adoption agency promised us she'd be more "developed" if you know what I mean.

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Yes yes yes!

It's time to feel good again!

*@&%$! I knew it!

He should be getting released about now.

Now, that's happy.

I guess they were wrong.

Please write. Send money.

Unorthodox strategy, or Batman's revenge?

Aunt May's sudden realization

Well if you'd make Robin sleep in his own bed...

"Women are soft and gentle, but they hit things." First line. I didn't say it.

Next time she bothers you, give her the finger. That'll shut her up.

Everyone wondered how Jack managed to disparage the host's wife, hit on underage girls, and pee on himself at every party.

I, um ... I'm ... speechless

Look at that weak bitch! She can't climb up!

If you followed the advert's advice you wouldn't need the damn thing.

Because wearing a tie in bed while you brunch is power

Must be great for working out the tension between her, um, shoulder blades.

They were such a lovely couple, Ike and Tina

Alternate headline: Oh Ike, you happy minstrel!

Ask them if they have pizza sticks

For the next album Happy Louie's learning sitar.

Looks like Porter's a new man after a night in the rubber room

Your honor? We believe the boy has been coached.

Young and what?!

I'm like a one eyed cat peepin' in a seafood store.

Produced by Doubting Thomas.

Electric guitars? Not in my church, mister!

Now, that's what I'm talkin' about!